As many of you know, Frank Sobotka wasn't the best accountant in the land. Something about a stained glass window and busybody Greeks. This year, Marlo Stanfield will be your humble accountant. The stash will be safe.
Issues:
1) Three checks were not yet cashed from last year's dues. They belong to: Mr. John Leclerc, Mr. Jeffrey Kim and Mr. Michael Spolyar. So, therefore, you three gentlemen will see a $20 red gash on your bank statement in upcoming days. Prepare for it accordingly.
2) Once these funds are turned into cash, the cash will go to the Ass-Head for his second place finish last year. He will use them, no doubt, to bribe the Commish to allow him a few more clandestine moves per week this time 'round.
3) $20 is owed to the team that came in 7th (Which Frank Sobotka thinks is terribly silly, in every way conceivable, not least because it forces us to try to remember who finished in 7th). So: who is the GM of that magical monster of a team? You've got a cool $20 coming your way.
3A) We should get rid of the above prize structure and give the $20 to the third place finisher. Yes?
4) This year's dues should be given to Marlo Stanfield in person during the draft in Austin or via snail mail, at:
Krzys Piekarski
500 South Congress Ave
Apt 243
Austin, TX 78704
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