
However, much like our financial community, The Ass-head found himself gripped by the euphoria of cheap trades and short-term gains. Oh the heady days of last summer, when a man could trade BJ Upton for the likes of Ubaldo Jimenez with glee, only to caste aside Jimenez in a fit of elation for the temporary gain of some inscrutable Rockies player plucked from the free-agent market. And if Rollins proved to be under-performing in the short-run, well caste him aside for the indomitable Conor Jackson. The Ass-head was on shaky ground his balance sheet in the red, the only solution more and more risky trades, stranger adds and odder drops, anything to improve the balance of his assets.
Well the economy has turned, reality has set in, the bubble has burst. The Ass-head’s

How did it come to this? Where is Brandon Webb’s arm and BJ Upton’s speed? How did the Old Ruske end up with Rollins?
Long drafts of sweet-nepenthe indeed. I name you Bear Stearns, City-Group, AIG.
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The best post in Boney Noses history. Well done, Dan.
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