Can you not be decent? Can you not reserve your ardors for something less unlovely? What girl will care for us, do you think, if we continue in these ways?
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Scenes From Draft Day
The Tequila Bottle before Marlo drafted Bobby Abreu
Nourishment
Ass Clowns and Fukudome? about to pee on Stanton's rug.
"My Cubbie Problem is Overwhelming."
Marlo and Selfless Foragers wearing their respective amulets, only one of which proved to have any power.
Women at Noses draft: 0. Ass Mustaches: 1.
Stanton cheating his way into another 11th place finish.
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