Shylock's Yankee-Tendencies

Virtual Arch and the hooves of an Ass

Scenes from the Draft

Gutierrez: Juan-Pierre-esque in his work ethic

Gutierrez the quasi-savant. King Felix is lucky to have this fellow.

Bets Made after Draft

Ants vs. Marlo: Ants bet beer chug that Juan Pierre won't net 25 steals.

chin, son of chin

Keepers and claimed Draft Picks So Far

Draft Date: March 20th, 9PM EST.

KEEPERS

Ants: howard, utley, tulo.

Cocks: reyes, roberts, kemp

Champ: Wright; Kinsler; Halladay

Chins: Zimmerman, Hunter, Cano

Ass Clowns: Longoria, Grienke and Zobrist.

Ass-Head: Youkilis; Gonzalez, A; Werth

Wolf: Wainwright, Braun, Texiera

Matzusaka: Crawford, Ramirez, Upton

Stanton: Cabrera, Sizemore, Martinez

Sexual Chocolate: Ellsbury, Sabbathia, Holliday

Fukudome: Prince, Ichiro & Victorino

Pinkies: Pujols; Arod; Lincecum

Draft Picks

1: Ass-Head

2: Selfless Foragers

3: Arch Stanton

4: Cocks

5: Ass Clowns

6: Wolf

7: Fukudome

8: Chins

9: Sexual Chocolate

10: Stinky Pinkies

11: Marlo

12: Matsuzaka

ALL KEEPERS DUE BY MARCH 13TH

ALL TRADES FOR DRAFT PICKS AND KEEPERS MUST BE COMPLETED BY MARCH 17TH.

Draft position...

I'll take the 9th spot....

Trade 3/13/10

Herewith forby let it therefore be stated thus:

Chins trade 2nd round draft pick to Marlo for Felix Hernandez.