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Pictured: Matsuzaka's Revenge GM Clarence
Not Pictured: Selfless Foragers "Nip-Dream Crushers"

The Accidente (apologies to John Prine)

Last night I saw an interview
in the clubhouse at Chavez Ravine
two brain cells collided and I got excited
just being part of that scene

It was a Ramirez from the L.A. Dodgirez
Torre was wincing from afar--
he got hits from a man in a lite blue headband
who had obviously not been to a lawyer.

Chorus:
Fans don't know how lucky they are
they could have run into a tree
got struck by a bolt of lightning
and raped by a man named Manny.