Arch Stanton Act 2

Old Arch Stanton is planning to put you in the grave with a one-two-three gut shot of Jose Miguel Mickey Mantle Torres Cabrera, Grady Linebacker Sizemore III, and Jason Raymond BayWatch.

Wolf's Keepers: Braun, Hamilton, Teixeira

Three finer players I have not seen.

Old Russians/Frank Sobotka/?????? Keepers: David Wright, Jimmy Rollins, Ian Kinslers

Old Russian Keepers working hard during the offseason.